How to Cheat Funcoland

First go to Funcoland and buy as many copies of Super Mario Bros/Duckhunt as they have. Then go home and using a really tiny screwdriver, take apart each cartridge. Then take apart all the cartridges that you already own. Take the chips from the SMB/Duckhunt games and put them in the carts of other games. Now take the cartridges with the Super Mario Bros/Duckhunt chips in them to Funcoland and sell them all for prophit. This way you are guarenteed to make money and you get to keep all your games!

A few notes:

This article is only meant to be entertaining and obviously you can end up in alot of trouble should you actually go through with this. I would advice against it.
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