The Good Funcoland Trip

Funcoland has a reputation for sucking. Why? Because the employeese are jerks 99% of the time. The Funcoland hiring proccess goes like this... Manager: Just sits and stares at applicant. Applicant: What the hell are you looking at fatso? Manager: Your hired! Anyway, once day in December I went to a new Funcoland about fourty miles from my house. When I got there I was shocked. One employee had a tray full of brownies she had brought from home, and she asked me if I wanted one! Then when I told him the NES games I wanted, he was actually excited! We talked about NES for like ten minutes! There you have it, not all Funcolands suck. (Just most).
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