DJ Devon's List of the Top 5 Hardest NES Games

5. The Simpsons Bart Vs the Space Mutants

I was crazy playing this game. Everybody told me very intresting stories about this game. They told me that in this game you can travel on a motorcycle and performing different criminal actions, one liar said:

LIAR: In that game Bart sets traps for homer, like buckets filled with water above the doors, graffiti on the walls, and shit in his shoes. He said this game was unbelievably COOL and I WAS SOOOOO EXCITED!!!

I thought I would do anything to play this game (Simpsons were very popular that year in my country!). Some years later i got the game and WHAT A FUCK. All that was shit. NO CRIMINAL ACTION, NO TRAPS. The first level's mission was to destroy all things which were purple. BUT MY TV WAS BLACK and WHITE! I SAW ONLY BLACK and WHITE so completeing the level was hard. I called my two friends and asked which things were purple. Other levels were even harder. I played that game for two or three weeks, but my final destination was level 4, musemum level. That was too hard and I lost my last continue there. Play that shit if u donīt belive me, I warn you - gameplay is 1/5, really crap & HARD HARD HARD HARD HARD!!!!!

4. Ghostbusters 2

HOLY SHIT! I hate this game because it is too hard. You have only some continues and there are monsters, flying heads, hands and other crap everywhere. In some levels, I donīt remember which, youu moved the Statue of Liberty. That level was incrediblly difficult to beat. Level four was my last. Later I beat the game with an emulator. That was long journey.

3. Gradius

OH GOD.........great game, but TOO HARD! The first level is my last destination in this game. That is the level with millions of rocks jumps. That place is really shit. I always die there, but I completed the game with an emulator using the Game Genie. Other levels were more difficult than first one. They were so difficult that I laughed loud enough that my mother came and asked me what was wrong. After you beat this game it starts again. I just closed the emulator. That game is impossible to beat!

2. Adventure Island

This game is not shit but it is impossible to beat. Adventure Island is in 2nd place beacuse Iīve completed it without problems. This game contains 64 levels & they are so fucking difficult. You have only "1" LIFE. The dudes who made this game apparently thought I didn't need more than one life beacause I HAVE SO MUCH "TIME" to COMPLETE LEVELS & THERE ARE NO MONSTERS. There are so many monsters I donīt have any words about that. I completed 6 levels then i died. I know a guy who loves this game but he is retarted and has never completed Adventure Island because it is impossible!

1. Battletoads

THE HARDEST! I wanna see that freak who can beat this game, he must be crazy. He who can beat this game can beat silversurfer or the above games too :S The first level is easy, second level is harder..... the third is nearly impossible.... there are scooters that moves so fast you can't even react. These scooters were my last destination in this game. Every time I played that shit I died there! But now, six years later, Iīve completed this game with Nesticle using the Game Genie of course :D but what the fuck, it doesn't matter if you use the Game Genie or not, this game is still unbeatable. Then I just saved & saved, but there was a level where you have to run & defuse bombs. THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. I just used a game genie code which skipped that level. That was my only hope to complete Battletoads. This game really pissed me off!!!!

By Ago aka Deejay Devon

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