I've been playing Mike Tyson's Punchout all day. Stressing my mind to remember all the different tricks, timing my opponent's uppercuts, the whole shebang. I've been gunning for Tyson, who I've never beaten and never will. Wanna know why? Because every time I get close I'm interrupted.

For some reason Nintendo didn't include a pause feature in this game, so if something important comes up you're screwed. I was just finishing up on Piston Honda when my friend Jason called me for a ride. So I sat down the controller and took the loss to go pick him up. Later when I got home I was fighting Soda Popinski when my dad's computer crashed and I had to go fix it. Finally when I was up against Tyson, and was just about to throw my first punch I HAD TO TAKE THE DOG OUTSIDE! From now on I'm only gonna play Mike Tyson's Punchout from 2am to 6am That way no one can bother me.

This has been a rant from twitch on July 23, 2002.
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