The Rolling Thunder Conspiracy

Have you ever played Rolling Thunder? Klepto and I were playing it at about 3 am once and we noticed something very peculiar. All of the enemies strongly resemble the pentium 2 factory workers on tv. You know the guys in the white (or colored) suits with masks. Also in Rolling Thunder, these guy are working on computers. Constantly! What is the deal? Is it all one big conspiracy between Microsoft and Tegen? Why do they appear in this impossible game? Does anyone know?
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