Crash Cooney

The main character in this game (no shit). Crash is Southside High's star athlete, and he is pretty good with the bitches to.








Todd Thornley III

A daddy's boy from the Hillers. Todd is sick of being embarrased in sporting events by Crash.









Todd Thornley II

Todd's father and very rich snob. He is disgraced by Todd's losses to Crash.



Mr. Lee

Some guy that is friends with Mr. Thornley that for some reason is interested in the Hillers beating Southside.