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In six months the NES will celebrate it's 15th birthday. It is mind boggling to see how far videogames have come since 1985 when the old bean was first released. So, I borrowed
a friend's DeLorean and traveled to the year 2015, when the NES will be 30.
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in the year 2015...
Megaman will be so unpopular and overweight, he will be earning a living selling thigh masters on cable access channel 94, 3 am to 6am.
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in the year 2015...
In an attempt to raise his popularity, Luigi will aquire red overalls and gain 90 pounds.
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in the year 2015...
Nintendo will give up the videogame buisness and open a crack house.
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in the year 2015...
Kid Icarus will star in a new game, unfortunetly he will now be a middle aged, balding man with a bad hip.
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in the year 2015...
Donkey Kong will contract the iboila virus.
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in the year 2015...
ROB will attempt to take over the world, but will be destroyed by a man called phife-dog.
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in the year 2015...
In honor of the NES turning 30, Nintendo will have a huge parade celebrating the N64 turning 20.
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in the year 2015...
The NES Wormhole will return.
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in the year 2015...
Super Joe will kill himself trying to jack off with his bionic arm.
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in the year 2015...
Nintendo will begin inventing new colors in order to sell more Gameboys.
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in the year 2015...
Inflation will rise so high, NES games will be $70 each!
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in the year 2015...
Little Mac will be violently killed in the ring by Evander Holyfeild.
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in the year 2015...
Upon the Bad Dudes being elected president and vise-president, the national anthem is changed to the Mario Rap.
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in the year 2015...
Nintendo will release an RPG that takes 122 years to complete. Actually, they will just re-release Deadly Towers.
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In the year 2015 produced by blienk.
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