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Welcome to the casting call. Here we make the tough decisions on who would be the perfect actor/actress for the role of a video game character. We will be doing these for alot of NES games and tv shows, but we should start with a classic. So today we are casting...Mike Tyson's Punch Out!.

Mac
Adam Sandler

The resemblance between these two is uncanny.

Doc Louis
Reginald VelJohnson

God knows this guy hasn't worked since Family Matters. He would prolly do the movie for a bottle of wine.

Glass Joe
Tom Green

This was a difficult decision. Dye Tom's hair orange and I think he would be fit for the part.

Von Kaiser
William H. Macy

God these guys look alike. You may remember William Macy as the guy that takes his own life in Boogie Nights.

Don Flamenco
Adam Sandler

Flaminco looks alot like Sandler to. I think we would have Adam play two roles in this movie.

King Hippo
King Kong Bundy

King Kong Bundy is one fat fuck and that is exactly what would be called for to play King Hippo. Butterbean was also considered.

The Great Tiger
Osama Bin Laden

Osama is a perfect choice to play The Great Tiger. I couldn't event think of anyone else more fit than him.

Mike Tyson
Jamie Foxx

Maybe it is just me but I see the resemblance. Will Smith was also considered.


Captain N: The Game Master

Kevin
Freddie Prince Jr.

we figured since Freddie Prince Jr. seems to be in every other damn teen movie there is, he might as well be in this one. Plus he does resemble Kevin quite a bit.

The Princess
Jennifer Love Hewit

The princess's ass will have never looked better. Jennifer Love Hewit is perfect for the part of the princess. They both are even wearing gay looking necklaces in their pictures!@!

Mega Man
Mini-Me

The resemblence between these two is almost uncanny. Who better to play the short pudgy cyborg Mega Man than the one hit wonder, pimp wannabee, midget, Mini Me.

Simon Belmont
Dolph Lundgren

This one was a tough call until I watched Rocky IV again. The Russian boxer Ivan Draco is a spitting image of Simon. Too bad he has that deep Russuan accent.

Kid Icarus
Frankie Muniz

As much as I hate this kid, we feel he would probably make the best Kid Icarus. Oh well, all Kid Icarus did was fly around being a pest any way.

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