My mom is always hasseling me to get a job. I always say, "mom, I want to play NES." She of course says, "you play too much NES."
Over the months I have come up with several worthwhile excuses and comebacks for this ever so difficult situation.
m o m
"Well I have to kill something..."
"OH MY GOD, Dad's been shot!"
"NES stands for Natural Education System."
"GO MAKE ME COOKIES!@#"
"Ok, I'll just go out in the backyard and bury the dog."
d a d
"Your right, can I borrow the car?"
"I'm playing GOLF."
"I am preparing for my future by playing Wall Street Kid."