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I log on to NESescity the other day, and there is a post by someone I have never heard of. I click it and get this message.

Another moron trying to sell roms. Being as I had nothing else to do that day I decided to fuck with this guy a little bit. First I emailed him about buying the cd.

twitch

Are you serious? I can get 400 Nintendo games on 1 cd? How is that even possible?

The guy replies like 20 minutes later with this:

Moron Trying to Sell Roms:

suprisingly snes games are usually about 1 mb. I have 2 cd's 1 SNES 1NES with a combined total of 820 games, pretty much every game you could think of. Each cd nicely labeled including instructions. I am asking $50 for the pair or $30 for one. If you dont want to send me the money before you recieve it then I can COD. Email me back if you are interested. shipping charges are $5. Thanks

$50!!! This guy is simply out of his mind. Nobody is going to pay $50 for that.

twitch:

So how does it work? Do I just put the cd in my NES and it will be able to play it or something? Sorry to sound so dumb, but I am new to the internet, and am still figuring things out. is there anyway i can get all the playstation 2 games that are out?

Once again the dude replies back in like 20 minutes

Moron Tring to Sell Roms:

The cd is played on the computer all you have to do is start the program and all the games are shown and playable. If you would like to play with a controller then you could buy one and hook it up on your computer and it will work with the program.

Wow sounds to good to be true. Of course, I replied.

twitch:

let me get this straight, i can play all these nintendo games I want on my computer for only $50? It seems like that would be worth alot more than $50. Why is it so cheap?

This guy must have thought he was about to make a sale cuz he replied immedietly.

Moron Tring to Sell Roms:

If you would like to pay me more then you could, but I just want to get the world of nintendo out to the public. I am a nice guy. This is a nice deal, i am just the only one with it. I would of bought these cd's if i knew where to find them but i couldnt, so i had to build the cd's myself

HA HA HA. "I just want to get the world of nintendo out to the public." I think Nintendo is doing just fine without your help bud. Even my grandma knows what a Nintendo is.

As tempting as it was to buy this cd from this "nice guy," I decided not to.

twitch:

Oh yeah. Or maybe you are an idiot trying to sell someone a cd for $50 (come on dude that is pretty greedy) full of stuff you just downloaded off the internet. Only morons try and sell roms. "I am the only one with it." Gimme a break. I f I was dumb enough to buy roms I could get them for a fraction of what you are asking.

This guy is a real salesman though. He doesn't want to let this fish get away.

Moron Trying to Sell Roms:

that is 2cd's and nicely labeled all SNES and NES. It took awhile to prefect.

I sent him my final email, and he hasn't written back. Maybe he found some other sucker that he can "get the world of Nintendo out to."

twitch:

ha ha ha. you kill me. your still trying to sell me roms. ROMS! something anyone can get for free. Hey, would you be interested in buying some air from me? Its really clean and fresh and took a long time to perfect.

So remember boys and girls, don't ever try and sell roms. If you do people will come to your house and slaughter your whole family with nothing but a kitchen knife and a can opener.
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