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Anyone who has played Rampage for longer than fifteen minutes will probably tell you they wish they hadn't. The entire game consists of little more than destroying the same few buildings over and over again in an endless cycle leaving you wishing for the sweet comfort of death's embrace. Because of this, not many people have gone through the trouble to beat this piece of crap. Afterall, the real objective in Rampage is to play as long as you can without becomming so bored that you flip off the NES (in both senses of the expression) and swear to never play Rampage again.


So how long can YOU play Rampage before turning it off out of complete boredom? Here are some high scores. Some of these people's lives must be nothing more than sleeping and eating. If you are bored enough to play Rampage for longer than 50 seconds, email tha smackdown and your time will be posted.


p l a y   d u r a t i o n


jet-dog: around 4 hours

blienk: 1 hour 30 minutes

Silentbob: 20 minutes

BkdTatrHrt:
I dont now how long I played it, but I played it till I beat every state. Probably 4 or 5 hours. I had a friend with me so when we got bored, we just beat each other up. THat's how we survive

XThroatpunchX :
I was home sick from school and I decided I was going to beat Rampage. So I did. I fell asleep several times and woke up just in time to continue. It just goes back to the beginning again once you do beat it, which really pissed me off. I haven't played it since. I think I was in that chair for about 5 hours.

Stephen Krokowski:
Yeah, I also finally beat Rampage. Just now, actually. Played it (and beat it) in 2 hours and 55 minutes.