8:00 am : Wake up, eat 4 pizzas and 1 bowl of spagetchi
9:00 am : Load the truck and paroose the mean streets of Brooklyn
10:00 am : Plunge a toilet at the princess's palace
12:00 pm : Eat 5 pizzas and a lasagna at the Olive Garden
1:00 pm - 5:00 pm : Either hang around in the truck, fix some pipes or save mushroomland.
5:30 pm : Come home, eat a pizza and some pasta.
6:00 pm : Play NES and read Nintendo Power
7:00 pm : Go out drinking
9:00 pm : Hit on every chick in the place
1:00 am: Pass out in a puddle of your own vomit.