Every year a bunch of celebrities I have never heard of in my life, and hundreds of virgins flock to the Classic Gaming Expo to buy loads of old shit and argue over whether the Intellivision or the Colecovision kicked more ass. Smackdown GT is proud to bring you...Classic Gaming Expo...EXPOSED!!! By the way, if you went to CGE you might not want to read the rest of this.

This guy is just so sexy it hurts. Attending the Classic Gaming Expo is kinda like walking into the gym of your school, and having it filled with every reject, geek, dweeb, loser, and nerd from all the schools in the area. Funny thing about the CGE is there are never any cars out in the parking lot. I guess their moms must have dropped them off out front.

I dunno who these guys are and I really don't give a fuck. I guess this is what CGE considers to be celebrities. I should have known better than to think somebody that I don't know, MAY HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD OF would stop by. Although, Carot Top, and Booger from Revenge of the Nerds were on hand. I don't think they were there to sign autographs though. It actually looked like Booger might have been cleaning the restroom.

Is it just me or is everyone at CGE fucking fat?

I don't know what this guy's problem is. I can look past the ridiculous cowboy getup he has going on, but he also appears to be carrying a purse. I thought he looked a little confused so I asked him if he needed any help. It turns out he thought CGE was a gay bar because he saw nothing but men there.

Later on in the event it was time to give out awards. Awards were given for best game design, most succesful career, best art, etc. The guy to the left was voted most handsome attendee of CGE2k2. CONGRATULATIONS!

Then terror struck. It just so happened there was a high school bully conventions being held accross the street. The bullies smelt nerd like a fart in a car, and proceeded to initiate wedgies and noogies by the thousands. A mad rush came about the crowd and they scrambled to escape without their heads being shoved into a toilet.

Being as the bullies had stolen most of the nerd's money, CGE had to come to a close. All the useless shit that no one bought was packed up to be brought out again next year at CGE2k3.

If you were offended by anything in this article then good. Cuz here at smackdown gt we really don't give a fuck what you think. All pics from www.digitpress.com. I didn't actually go to CGE2k2 and I don't know what happened there. All this is just a joke.