I apologize in advance for anything in this section that just seems utterly stupid, as I tend to do that sometimes. Anyone remember Cutman's Barbershop? Perfect example. So let us begin.

VH1's: Behind the NES: The Story of the Mario Bros
First up, we have the shocking true story of the Mario Bros. Learn all about the real lives of Mario and Luigi. Learn of their struggle to achieve fame. See the scandals and controversy that have surrounded them since day one. Meet the demons the two have faced their whole lives. Get the whole story from the people closest to them on VH1's: Behind the NES: The Story of the Mario Bros.


The Game Stealers
You remember back in grade school when nobody had any money, so one kid would buy each game and everybody would loan them back and forth to each other? Well now think back to the kid who moved away after he got your brand new copy of Zelda. Or that little bastard that you never saw again after he borrowed Super Mario Bros. 2. This section is dedicated to finding those no good thieves, and regaining lost games. I give you The Game Stealers.


GAMES THAT PISS ME OFF
Next up we have a breakdown on NES games that make me want to slam my head through a car windshield. I'm talking about games so frusterating you often contemplate taking your own life, rather than finishing the next level. This section also contains pictures of acts of violence and destruction of property that occur when me and my friends get mad enough. Check it out in GAMES THAT PISS ME OFF.



The Oddities
Here is a collection of stuff you find in NES games that just doesn't seem right. Some of these games remind me of a Ed Wood movie. See it for yourself in The Oddities.




Unreleased Nintendo Products
See unreleased Nintendo lisenced products for yourself. If you thought their other merchandise was weird, just wait until you see this. These are the rarest of the rare! Its all in Unreleased Nintendo Products.

Spite My Friend
Please help me prove a friend wrong. He thinks that he in untouchable, but I think he can be beaten. For the love of god, Spite My Friend.









Weird Nintendo Power Issue
An article on a weird issue of Nintendo Power I found in my dad's closet. Look at this Weird Nintendo Power Issue!

The Wizard: Not a Shrine
I don't really no why I made this. It was gonna be a Wizard shrine, and then I thought, nah, everyone has those. This is the result. In The Wizard: Not a Shrine.

Kabuki's Grandfather Discusses NES
We sit down for a cup of tea with kabuki's grandpa to talk about the good ol' NES. Won't you please join us for Kabuki's Grandfather Discusses NES

Classic Gaming Expo...EXPOSED!
An eye witness account of the real truth behind CGE. See it all on Classic Gaming Expo...EXPOSED.

A Tribute to Glass Joe
Gone but not forgotten. A loving tribute to a wonderful man.
R.I.P. Glass Joe