O ne day I was looking through my dad's closet, trying to find a shirt to wear, when I noticed a black sack on his top shelf. Being the curious guy that I am, I had to look through it. I opened the bag and inside was an issue of Nintendo Power. But this was no ordinary issue of Nintendo Power. There was something definetly different. At first I thought that they might be using a different type of font, or that it might have been done by a different editor. Then I noticed that instead of featuring a popular game character on the cover, there was a naked woman. I looked through the mag for some type of explanation, but found none. As I started looking through this magazine I noticed other things that didn't seem right. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but I knew there was also something strange about the mail in this Nintendo Power. I know most of the people that write in our losers, but this still seemed a bit out there. The Nintendo Power agents had always seemed weird to me, but these guys kinda scared me. This guys credentials just didn't seem up to par with other Nintendo game counslers. I didn't know what to make of this guy. At this time I heard my dad walk throught the front door. I quickly put the issue of Nintendo Power back in the black bag, and put it back on the top shelf of his closet. My dad and I have never spoken about it. In case you are a fucking retard, I must tell you, I made all this up. Most of the images edited here were scanned by the great seanbaby.