  Lets face it. NES games were stupid sometimes. The producers figured they would be selling their product to a bunch of idiot kids, so if the final boss was just a left over sprite from an unfinished game, who would know the difference? Well, after years of growing up these stupid errors and plot holes become more and more noticable. I'm not taking anything away from these games, in fact in a weird way I think the screw ups make them better in a way.
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Kung Fu: The game is known as Kung Fu. Yet everyone in the game wears a traditional karate uniform. On top of that there is not one ounce of Kung Fu present in this entire game. Walk, kick, punch. Walk, kick, punch.
NARC:Another odd choice of clothing. The drug dealers in NARC are all barefooted. I happen to know a few drug dealers and they make more than enough money to buy a pair of shoes, so what is the deal?
NARC:I have seen this in alot of video games. Notice anything weird about the enemies in this screenshot? Everyone of them looks exactly the same. Are we supposed to believe that all drug dealers are husky, bald white guys in overcoats? All I am asking for is a little variety.
10 Yard Fight:Apparently Nintendo thinks of all football players as mindless drones who just follow the leader. At least that is what this screenshot would have us believe. The rest of the team follows the captain like a bunch of lost puppies.
Rambo: I don't know what the hell is the deal with this screw up, but John Rambo looks nothing like Sylvestor Stallone. His nose is freakin' huge, he has the chin of Jay Leno, and for some unknown reason his hair is red.
I am not one to make fun of the terrible graphics of NES games, but come on Superman doesn't even have a face in this picture! Even a simple smiley face would be better than just a blank space.
Damn. Collosus really botched this one up. It's like school when you have to get retakes for having your eyes closed. It's also strange how he resembles an old vampire.