Kabuki: Hi Grandpa!

twitch: Hi nice to meet you.

Kabuki's Grandpa: Who the hell are you?

Kabuki: It's me granpa, Kevin.

* slams door in face *

After accusing us of being the boys who stole his mower about 25 years before we were born, we were allowed into Grandpa Clarence's room.

After a fifteen minute rant about the manager of the dollar theatre he frequents refusing to refund his money for The Rock's "subpar performance" in The Scorpion King, Kabuki gave him the damn NES and started the tape recorder so we could leave. An hour later we came back and retrieved the tape recorder. This is what was captured.

Grandpa Clarence: What the hell is this thing god damnit. This must be some type of VCR.

* Hear rattling about *

God damnit my tape of the last episode of Mash won't fit in this god damn thing god damnit.

What the hell is this grey thing. Super Mario Bros?

* Hear rattling about *

That man just got hit by that god damn red thing god damnit. Where are your brains soilder? You wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the big one god damnit.

* Picks up NES contoller *

This remote control looks weird. The god damn channel arrows don't work god damnit. We got select. We got Start. We got A and B. God damnit, I'll press start so you will start working god damnit. That didn't work now the little man is just standing there god damnit. What the hell is this god damn thing. I don't see my grandson for months, all of a sudden he just comes over, hooks up some weird looking VCR to my tv god damnit.

* Grandpa Clarence then at this point threw his whole tv out the window *

When we came back for the tape recorder, kabuki asked grandpa why he threw the NES out the window. Grandpa simply said, "Who the hell are you?"

So what did grandpa teach us today? That old people are easily frightened by modern technology.