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ATTENTION: This game sucks!

How doth this game sucketh? Let me count the ways.

  • All the enemies look the same.
  • All the enemies regenerate.
  • When you get hit by an enemy you bounce off him and into other enemies.
  • Four levels? What the heck is that.
  • Not fun at all.

    God this game is awful. If I was to make a list of the most annoying games ever made, this one would be at the top. As you play your way through four annoying levels that only get easier and more annoying, you may wonder, "why am I doing this?" Honestly I don't see why anyone would want to play this. For some reason I used to love this game as a little kid. So much that I even mail ordered it for $17. I was very dissapointed after playing it. Bottom line, this game is just not fun. I did beat the horrid fourth level, only to see the funniest ending ever. I won't give it away here, but it is so stupid I couldn't stop laughing!

    For some reason I typed the manual. Karate Kid Manual.


    Graphics: 40 %
     Horrible, the only difference in characters is the color clothes they wear. The backgrounds are grainy and rocks are hard to distinguish.

    Control: 10 %
     Crap, crap, crap-o-rama. Words cannot describe the crappiness.

    Gameplay: 15%
    What a waste of a cartridge. I could design a better game. Regenerating enemies and the bounce feature make this sorry.

    Overall: 20%
    Incase the above did not make this clear, THIS GAME SUCKS. That should answer all questions. 


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